Thursday, November 10, 2005

it's not off topic...

...mustaches are TOTALLY rock and roll.

thank you greg for this. you are brilliant and filled with handsomness.



MOVEMBER

That's right. It's that time of year once again where all men must forsake the shaving of the upper lip area. Moustache month. Movember.

I fully expect every male I know to have a moustache grown in by December first. There is ABSOLUTELY NO SHAVING OF THE UPPER LIP TILL DECEMBER! You will do this, or you are a woman.

Women: whatever you do to rid your upper lips of any facial hair, by all means, do not stop (unless you are that guy in le tigre). However, it is strongly encouraged that you wear a false moustache as much as humanly possible.

Moustaches are fucking cool. If you don't have one, how are you supposed to give someone a moustache ride?

And yes, if you are that hardcore, Dirty Sanchez' do count as a 'stache; however, they are not recomended for sanitary reasons, as you must sport your smelly lip all month.

That is all.

Here is your inspiration:

































































and who could forget how cool i looked last movember...




that should be enough to get you pointed in the right direction. there will be a kick ass moustache-bash at the end of the month(more on that in the future).