Tuesday, February 28, 2006

"The Blood War Is On"

Drive Lilke Jehu - Atom Jack
Peaches - The Inch

i slogged through monday more or less out of it, so it's important today that i start looking ahead to the next float in the birthday parade that is March. this friday we'll reach for it one more time and see what we can pull out of our hats. i've learned that the key to having something there when you reach for it is modest preparation. simple planning. a few well timed moves that properly set the tone. to sum up: there ain't no pocus without the hocus. (if you're sitting there making a "that's what she said" joke right now, that's really, really sad and should go ... back to joke school and ... learn. some new jokes. yeah. )

Jehu is Jehu (atom jack from 91's eponymous LP) and Peaches Fatherfucker was so catchy and pointless that pitchfork flew up it's own asshole (as pitchfork just loves to do) and gave it a 3.5... when you score that low on pitchfork it usually means you've done something special. 9/10 typically means they're expecting sex from you, anything in that 3 and under crowd is a special place probably resulting from them not getting sex from you. that's borderline vendetta territory.

oh, and one more thing - today's title... if you're curious, look here